poop racing

the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the 'chute'.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.

shooting poop for all your worth, racing poop down a sluppry slide for death or glory. "poop racing"

by rndmvoo February 20, 2009

Colourful racing identity

"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.

Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.

by mister_cj June 30, 2009

Nevada racing stripes

Scratches on the sides of a 4 wheel drive from sage brush

Check out the nevada racing stripes on that pickup, that trucks been in the hills

by Hors Koch August 20, 2012

car racing

The most exhilarating sport in the world.

Brad crashed Jeff at 200mph, obviously they're both wildly passionate about car racing.

by robtheracer24 June 6, 2017

Emotional Racing

After getting hoed in mario kart. You proceeded to hoe the next person either behind you or in front of you.

Don't come up here emotional racing Ben.

by Shimoyami July 16, 2023

russian street racing

A suicidal game consisting of driving on the wrong side of the road at full speed, usually at night. Typically, the brake lines are cut beforehand to prevent cheating or pussying out. Participants begin by entering the wrong side of a freeway or major street using an off ramp, and drive as fast as they can, swerving in and out of traffic. The winner is the last person remaining, or whoever reaches a set point in the road first. Use of the shoulder, center lane, or other surface not usually used for driving is prohibited.

Vlestenov: Hey Kovmar, wanna play some russian roulette?
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!

by fluffypenis March 5, 2019

drag racing

In the street racing hangout, two cars start to race at the same time in a straight line, and the winner is the one who crosses the finish line first.

Nissan Skyline and Ford Cobra was drag racing in the deserted parking lot.

by sexy_car_driver_corvette_ November 15, 2009