Underground Food Railroad

n. the secret pathway that you put your extra food on when you're at somebody's house that does not like to waste food. In the Underground Food Railroad, you must work as a team to get rid of the extra food. This is usually used when there is a buffet and you accidentally get too much food.

I got too much food at the buffet... Granddad will be mad...I think I'm gonna use the Underground Food Railroad...

by kk4444 December 25, 2010

Railroad bonanza

A jumble of activity, or too many things going on at once, usually referring to the number of people involved and their extreme enthusiasm.

I couldn't get into the rally it was such a railroad bonanza.

by the mza May 11, 2006

Underground Railroad

When any two people get on all fours, posterior against posterior, and transfer feces, sex toys, vegetables, or any other objects back and forth.

My girlfriend said she wanted to spice up our sex life, so I asked Joey for advice and he suggested the Underground Railroad.

by Dave Kelly August 2, 2006

Underground Railroad

Was neither underground nor a railroad. It was the different ways that Southern slaves escaped their masters by getting help from abolitionists to lead them to freedom in the North. Made famous by Harriet Tubman.

Toby: We gots ta gets free I her da massa's call!
Chicken George: Hopes we kan finds hep in da underground railroad!

by thedzone October 8, 2009

railroad tracks

A slang term for the Captain (O-3) rank in the Army and Marines. The term comes from the Captain rank insignia, which is two wide bars connected by two thin cross-bars, resembling railroad tracks crossed by two railroad ties.

Damn, Lieutenant Carter used to be really cool, but ever since he pinned on his railroad tracks, he's just pulling rank and treating all his old buddies like shit.

by Gyreneisms December 18, 2011

The Underground Railroad

A legion of anal driven women using horse cock size strap-ons as means of their sexual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive anal penetration. It is at this point that each member donkey punches the participant in front of them forcing defication. Said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. The loser's punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the participants while they each take turns shitting on him. *note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.*

-"Hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse cock strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret The Underground Railroad today?"
-"Yeah man, that sounds great, just don't let any weirdos in this time!"

by Charlie Octopus September 20, 2013

transcontinental railroad

a train route across the usa

In Canada the Canadian Pacific was the only transcontinental railroad line,

by foreverpinklover November 23, 2014