raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

raging erection by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

raging clue 

Phrase meaning an erection from South Park's season 10 episode with the Hardly Boys.

Ugh, i'm getting a raging clue right now!

raging clue by Mahaa November 1, 2006

raging philly

a massive throbbing un hideable erection made famous by the one and only philly huddelston. the term raging philly originally came about after an incident involving alchohol, underage girls, and rape. philly huddelston infamously refused to comment on the incident but does admit to having the original raging philly.

the term can be used for any worth erection but is mainly used for drunken rape cases.

Philly: i raped that lass before like
Will: i guessed that, u still have a raging philly!!

raging philly by fairly dunno like April 28, 2008

raging cunt 

Someone who is exceptionally bitchy or rude.

"Blair slammed the door in my face."
"What a raging cunt."

raging cunt by McCasland May 18, 2005

Raging Tit Muffins

"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".

Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.

There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".

John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.

"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.

"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.

Raging Tit Muffins by Bobba99 March 11, 2012

Raging bear 

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."

Raging bear by Kracked88 September 12, 2015

Raging Arnold 

An enlarged, rigid and rock-hard state of the penis caused from sexual excitement, and a metaphor for Arnold Schwarzenegger going totally crazy with rage/anger/pain.

David: Dude, did you see that bitch over there with the thong poking out of her miniskirt?

Johnny: Holy fuck man, she's giving me a raging Arnold!

Raging Arnold by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010