quipportunity

A quipportunity is the fleeting moment when a clever response is both timely, and funny.

Etymology: The word is an amalgam of 'quip' and 'opportunity' capitalizing on 1) the shared 'p' and 2) the fact that the 'portunity' portion of the word opportunity carries all of the meaning even without the displaced prefix.

I recently had a missed quipportunity when I told my sister that we saw the 2012 "Spider-Man" movie, and she asked how it was. I said it was "awesome," but the missed quipportunity was to reply, "Amazing" (since the name of the movie is "The Amazing Spider-Man").

quipportunity by Neologian-PJG July 12, 2012

quippy 

A witty person that enjoys delivering one-liners.

"Chandler's so quippy!"

quippy by strotherm May 30, 2016

Quippoorwill 

Much like the whippoorwill bird with its incessant call, the quippoorwill is a person who cannot stop quipping; one who endlessly quips, on Facebook and in person.

Neal: All this talk about the economy has got me depressed. I'm gonna go spend my last ten bucks on a six-pack of non-alcoholic beer and get 0.5% drunk.
Bob: No, don't do it!
Neal: I could probably pick it up at Whole Foods. Do you think they'll let me in without my North Face windbreaker and overbrewed coffee?
Bob: Dude, you're like a quippoorwill, or something...
Neal: I got more quips than Picasso got paint.

Quippoorwill by Sun Wolf August 7, 2011

quippit 

When you have Anal sex ("forgetting" a condom, of course) and are finished, there is going to be an amount of poo packed into your cock nostril. Afterwards, when you goto the bathroom, the pressure in the urethra forces the poo out in banana shape. Placing a small quippit sieve in the toilet will allow you to collect these mysterious treasures. Legend has it, if you collect 10 of these and bury them in the garden, you will be rewarded with 10 years of good luck.

GUY1: I can't believe you won on ANOTHER lottery ticket. How did you get so lucky?
GUY2: One word dude, quippit

quippit by mrweir April 9, 2011

Quipot 

A white man who consumes so much marijuana that he actually becomes asian overnight.

Dude did you hear about Deen? He quipoted...

Quipot by thedudebro123321 August 17, 2012

quiplashed

When someone gets permanently banned from twitch.tv when a viewer types the "n-word" in the game, "quiplash."

Were you watching John's stream yesterday? I heard he got quiplashed.

quiplashed by gunkygamer1337 November 30, 2018

Quipple 

The final curled end of a freshly dispensed soft serve ice cream, yogurt or other soft serve products. Refer to the Dairy Queen restaurant’s vanilla cone.

“Wow, that’s a perfect quipple on that ice cream cone!”

“The DQ Quipple”

Quipple by KyliePie June 22, 2019