When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.
“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”
“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”
“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”
by Aurora Borealass October 17, 2019
Get the Pyramid Zoned mug.Also known as the Red God, Triangle Head and Red Pyramid. One of the scariest characters in the Silent Hill francise. Satan is his bitch! You can't escape him, and he'll find you even when you SLEEP! (and he'll probably rape you, and your pets)
by Annie20 May 11, 2009
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Pyramid Jigaboo is a dark skinned Egyptian male that moved to America, and became lazy and now lives off of welfare. Frequently refers to himself as a playa.
He may also sell weed on the side to make a couple of extra bucks.
He may also sell weed on the side to make a couple of extra bucks.
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Get the Pyramid Jigaboo mug.Emotionless, demon raping, knife holding executioner thing that stalks James Sunderland torturing him in the game Silent Hill 2. Pyramid Head is one of the most fucked up and freaky things in any video game of movie.
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The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:
OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER
The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.
It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:
CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.
Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER
The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.
It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:
CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.
Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
Get the Pyramid of Screaming mug.Any "business" plan that is a scam and completely fake. Usually involves the employee (a.k.a. the sucker) to pay the employer, rather than the other way around. Most notable for the use of the pyramid method of gaining money: you start by suckering one of your friends to dish out his money, then he gets one of his friends to do the same, until all your friends are broke and pissed off at you.
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Get the pyramid scam mug.Pyramid Head is a villian from the video game Silent Hill. Silent Hill was later turned into a movie and Pyramid Head is included in it. He carries an 8 foot knife with him wherever he goes. After an air-raid siren is played alarming everyone that he will come out, the only safe place from him is the church.
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