pothead

(noun)a person who smokes weed more than the average weed smoker.

Potheads smoke alot of weed.

by Jovani a.k.a. Geo a.k.a. Zooted Boy August 7, 2003

pothead

Often confused with the word stoner, a pothead is one who's become obsessed with weed and thrives off it.

Liz's a stoner, at least she smokes in moderation. Not like Billy, he's a fucking pothead.. Did you see how red his eyes were during 2nd period today ?

by TFS February 19, 2005

potheads dilemma

whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.

-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"

potheads dilemma

by texasfotwenty March 17, 2010

harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince

Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)

by lolomatick January 24, 2007

pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck

me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner

by ALEX CONE November 3, 2004

Pothead

Someone who when telling stories of his life makes a great emphasis on how high he and his friends were. Most of the times these stories took place on 4/20 and the words “grav hit”, stash, cops and dank appear in most sentences. A pot head only thinks about weed until they get high and only at this moment they are able to perform tasks in a very slow way. There isn’t anyone out there who is able to forget and lose as much things as potheads do.

Pothead: Dude I’m not addicted to this shit, it’s just that I love it.

(3 hours later)

Pothead: I can’t believe my 8th is over. I’m going down to the Boulevard to pick up some of that sweet dank from Dave’s indoors.

by JayMurray July 25, 2010

pothead

a person who smokes marijuana habitually; a person who smokes marijuana compulsively; a person who smokes marijuana recreationally; see also, stoner, burner, weed fiend, toker.

the pothead may exhibit none, one or all of a variety of symptoms including but not limited to poor short-term memory, cliche laughing patterns or random, prolonged giggling, apathy, delusions, lethargy, compulsive eating of large amounts of food, watching of movies over and over again, playing of video games over and over again, sleeping on sofas in a sitting position, wearing of moccasins or flip flops, attending reggae concerts or laser shows, losing things, misplacing of the stash, breaking of glassware, laziness of eyelids, poor or extreme eye contact, going to junior college, studying of sociology, psychology or anthropology in college, ownership of 1 or more Pink Floyd albums, working at a music store or a camping store for more than 2 years, ownership of a beanie or knit cap, environmental advocacy, support of third party political campaigns, interest in conspiracy theories, etc.

by giggles78 March 21, 2010