puriteen

An online child who is deeply uncomfortable with the sense that people online might present sexual characteristics and who proactively demands that people curtail behavior that they interpret as sexually suggestive.

Seriously the only people arguing to ban kink at pride are 4chan nazis, cynical twitch streamers and puriteens.

by blockchildrenontwitter May 26, 2021

German Purity Law of 1516

The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.

The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.

Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005

old school purist

One who is dedicated to the original and best version of various things. One who is not swayed in any way by trends, fads, styles, etc. of things. One who insists on high quality and is not interested in cheap knockoffs. One who detests all things that are inferior, even though these inferior things are hyped and promoted by the mainstream.

An old school purist who games would insist on playing the Original Dungeons & Dragons instead of all the later developed cheap imitations of the real thing.

by Dragonsfoot Member Since 2002 July 12, 2016

Purity

Purity is a really nice girl and can some times be misunderstood. She is really sassy and you will always have a good laugh around her. She has a knack for trouble. She is independent and very strong willed. She is very wild and fun.

You will have a great time being defined by Purity

by Helenol December 15, 2017

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Purifoy

Purifoy, is the last name of my favorite teacher he is a really funny guy and can always make you happy. He was a nice guy who sadly passed.

Mr. Purifoy will be greatly missed.

by AmazonSavior November 7, 2019

purim

A holiday celebrated by Jew's. It is basically Halloween and st. patty's day mixed together.

The kids get dressed up in costumes and go around the neighborhood giving and getting candy from friends and family, while the adults get completely wasted.

but its really all about getting wasted

the first time i got wasted was on purim when i was 13

by eodjew July 14, 2011