Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

by pumperfan September 27, 2012

pooper pumper

someone who likes to have anal sex

I had to dump my boyfriend, he was such a pooper pumper I thought he might be gay.

by japsters February 03, 2015

Helicopter Pumper

A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.

Mark shouts an insult from across the room at Joe, making him a Helicopter Pumper.

by BoBuzz November 23, 2018

Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.

by Vin-Diesel August 03, 2006

Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 July 31, 2008

pumper kank

Use this word when your very mad at someone but want to be funny.

Your a sweaty little pumper kank

by Moows January 11, 2018

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 23, 2010