Prostate

The part of the body that helps produce fluids for semen.

My prostate don't work, so I got dry sperm.

by Dick Tater February 2, 2006

Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !

"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"

by Big Ash July 25, 2003

Prostate

They stick they finger in they booty hole.

Jame: Yo what’s a prostate exam again?
Ben: They stick they finger in they booty hole.

by M O I S T December 11, 2021

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

firmbook postage

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?

Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87

by Chris Willis September 15, 2006

licking your postage stamp

Slang term for going down on a girl.

"I'm licking your postage stamp again" -Jason Mraz from Clockwatching.

by Jessica Rae April 4, 2006