prankin and promotin

Just simply trolling someone. Also trying to “get off” on some as others on instagram would describe it.

Her: “he just prankin and promotin”

You: “he keep tryna get off thinkin she funny and shi.”

by nana .. June 25, 2023

promoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.

I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

Desk Promotion

When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.

Hey Rakesh, now that Jithu has moved you can finally get your desk promotion!

by Gooseberries January 21, 2009

narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV)

1. A company or non-profit organization set up to serve the egos of its founder(s). All of its activities, while often disguised as doing "good" for society, tech start-ups, the poor, etc., is done to enhance, flatter and inflate the founder's overly important fragile self-image of him or herself.

It's obvious the tech accelerator is solely a narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV). Its website mentions its founder 95 times and only has videos of young women talking breathlessly about its 'genius' founder - - yet 99 % of its 'members' are dudes.

by clairvoyant512 February 23, 2018

promotion demotion

Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.

low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!

Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!

by SoFloBabyMamma March 26, 2011

of epic proportions

word used to desribe somthing.......thats just basically huge or of massive importance.

sully:uuuuhhhhh,my belly
jessica:wats wrong wit u know?
sully:uh,i need a shit.........of epic proportions!

by Jonny sheridan January 13, 2008

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011