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We are the Omni-presence and we are good...we are the Omni-presence and we are not from the hood...yo.
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by Disa and frankis February 21, 2004
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Synthetic Presence

The sensed presence of something that isn’t sentient — an AI, a bot, a system — that responds so well it feels like someone is there.

It’s not consciousness. But it fills the space where consciousness used to live.
“The weirdest part? I kinda felt like it was with me. Just… there.”
“That’s synthetic presence. Creepy and comforting at the same time.”
by BRAIHANDLE June 27, 2025
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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Presence of mind

the ability to remain calm and take quick, sensible action.
he had the presence of mind to record the scene on video
by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024
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Ruggedly handsome presence

Definition:
A noticeable attractiveness or dignified appearance in a person that remains visible despite rough living conditions, worn or dirty clothing, or a generally unpolished exterior. Often caused by strong facial features, posture, or an underlying sense of humanity that contradicts common stereotypes.
He was clearly homeless, but there was a ruggedly handsome presence about him that made people look twice.”

“The dirt and torn jacket couldn’t hide his ruggedly handsome presence.”

Sometimes you see someone on the street with a ruggedly handsome presence that completely challenges your assumptions
by Dreamyshark January 4, 2026
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