by the child catcher November 11, 2016
Get the prius mug.Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.
Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"
The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
Driver: "Prius Poke."
Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"
The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.
Driver: "Prius Poke."
Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
by Erroll Flint January 2, 2011
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by RealassFoo/ModeloTimeFoo July 15, 2018
Get the Prius mug.by Zlixar June 8, 2004
Get the preist mug.An overpriced hybrid automobile that is targeted to poorly educated consumers that think such cars save money and the environment. The car, as well as its fellow hybrid and electric cars, has been made to save the government's severe dependency on oil in which they have caused. At the same time, lying and falsely advertising the car(s) to be environment friendly - (because these huge batteries they use release very environment friendly fumes, especially when they are made and when they go bad) - and that they save you money on fuel - (electricity and $5000 battery replacements are free). Hence, a lie to humanity to save the government.
Johnny - Why are you driving a Prius?
Bob - I'm saving money on gas
*Bob's battery dies... Replaces battery for $5000+installation*
*Johnny laughs at Bob because he only needs to spend $60 a month on fuel, which would take almost 7 years to catch up to the Prius's expenses, regardless of all the maintenance trash*
*Johnny spends his extra money on a stage 2 turbocharger*
Bob - I'm saving money on gas
*Bob's battery dies... Replaces battery for $5000+installation*
*Johnny laughs at Bob because he only needs to spend $60 a month on fuel, which would take almost 7 years to catch up to the Prius's expenses, regardless of all the maintenance trash*
*Johnny spends his extra money on a stage 2 turbocharger*
by 09Challenger August 4, 2014
Get the Prius mug.The absolute faggiest car ever made. It doesn't even deserve to be called a car. It's more of a huge mound of shit that only retarded liberals and old turds with destroyed brains use to get somewhere.
by FloppyRibs July 13, 2014
Get the Prius mug.Similar to racism or sexism, Priusism is the extreme dislike or hatred for people who own, drive, or even like the Toyota Prius.
by K9maniac June 2, 2009
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