Pregame drunking

The act of drinking heavily before a football game on Sunday. Pregame drunkers are often accompanied by fellow pregame drunkers.

Man1) Yo get hit the fridge and get started on pregame drunking.
Man2) iight

Worker1) It sho is slow at the store today.
Worker2) Its Sunday, everyones at home pregame drunking before the game.

by Mashio October 9, 2007

Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.

Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.

by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011

Las Vegas pregame

Masturbating excessively in order to lower sperm count the day or two before going somewhere to potentially hook up with a chick in order to avoid knocking her up.

I'm going to Atlantic City this weekend. I should probably do some Las Vegas pregame so no "accidents" happen.

by MoistDesertStorm October 4, 2017

Pregame Mac and Cheese

Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna

My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play

by The Doe Coach T January 21, 2016

pregamed

V. When you show up mildly intoxicating from "pre-gaming" or drinking before the party, by yourself

Hey Cat I'm just letting you know, I'll probably show up a little pregamed.

by LUIS FALCONI July 12, 2017

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her

Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..

by Butters606 February 16, 2020