Couch Predator

a person that is kind of a couch potato but cooler, and is so hot that them being on the couch makes it totally more badass than before.

look at that girl over there on the couch she is so hot she is a total couch predator

by Kalta QT/Englapukinn September 23, 2009

Predator's face

(noun) Euphemism for a somewhat intimidating looking vagina, especially one with curved pedipalpical hook-shaped teeth and an Ozzy Osborne hairstyle. Not usually considered an aphrodisiac.

"I heard that the Governor of California only got his job because of his onscreen performance in giving the Predator's face a good licking."

by HMB November 23, 2003

Predatory Talker

A person who lurks around corners and in break rooms at work with the soul purpose of trapping you into long, boring conversations. The talker will often stalk you, ask you a meaningless question, the answer to which they could care less about, and before you can even respond begin a one sided, often insanely idiotic monologue, thereby trapping you into a pointless conversation and wasting hours of precious life.

Note: The predatory talker is not technically a person, they are an asshole, and should be treated as such.

I walked out of the bathroom and there standing in the doorway was John, the office's predatory talker, I tried my best to give him a head nod and walk past, but what started as a question about how my weekend was turned into a 45 minute monologue about his high blood pressure.

by cmoslim January 30, 2010

premature encrapulation

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.

WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.

by veradux January 31, 2010

premature eclackulation

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.

question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011

Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

by Pill Collins January 12, 2010