Pampered Potanist

A Pampered Potanist is one who emphasizes the use of cannabis based oils as an additive in health, wellness and beauty for healing and as an organic chemical free ingredient in cosmetics, spa and esthetics.

"Go and get a massage from a Pampered Potanist...the cannabis oils will relax , and soothe your aches and pains."

"That organic make up brand was created by a Pampered Potanist...she uses dye and chemical free ingredients and cannabis oils"

by The Pampered Potanist June 19, 2017

The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.

"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)

by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009

Potatosack

a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.

Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?

Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...

Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace

by Yung Funy June 21, 2008

Potatish

potate is to love so potatish is to be loving

She isnt very potatish.

by Parker57 October 30, 2011

potatoshark

A person with potato-like features and the personality and behavioral instincts of that of a shark.

"hey have you seen that aaron kid!?"
"yeah he looks like a real potatoshark!"

by Eggerz July 29, 2012

potatosacking

teabagging to the extreme using a scrotum of atleast baseball size proportions; can have serious effects to recipient such as:
-bruising
-internal bleeding
-brain damage
-cancer
-loss of memory
-concussion
-blindness
-3rd degree burns(only if one performing act hasfirecrotch syndrome)

Andrew was potatosacked and lost consciousness. The potatosacking was so severe he lost all memory of it and suffered 2 broken ribs.

by Bmoney and Wankis April 29, 2008

all that meat and no potatos

Refers to an unusually beautiful and/or well-endowed woman who is clueless.

I understand why Todd likes Bonnie, but whoa, talk about a case of all that meat and no potatos!

by Jim&Sally February 18, 2009