When you're doing your girl anally, cum in between her ass cheeks. In the manner of a waffle iron, forcefully squeeze her ass cheeks together resembling the waffle mix spewing out... Enjoy!
by Veja Taable October 12, 2008
Get the Portuguese Waffle mug.by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli September 15, 2005
Get the portuguese breakfast mug.When a fecale deposit is made into a toilet and the resulting pile sticks out of the water and begins to emit a foul aroma so another layer of toilet paper is put over top to hopefully somewhat decrease the smell. Then you eliminate solid waste on the new layer and are forced to repeat. This is used by people who do not want to waste water, or people who hate the butt spray from a seated courtesy flush.
My thighs were too weak to hover for the flush to be over after a long night of tequila and tacos. So I just cooked up a family sized portion of Portuguese lasagna for the whole second floor of the dorm.
by The585King March 10, 2011
Get the Portuguese lasagna mug.PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭
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Get the PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST mug.A term commonly refered to as a P5. The act of driving your car up and down main street in the town of falmouth. When you spot a P5 you will most likly also hear loud bass and spot a mustang or other sub par autos with fake spinners or rims perchased at Sears auto centers. Portuguese 500 are seen done by every one that attended FHS.
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