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Porridge Boy 

A hot steamy lad who finds comfort rubbing hot oats on his lass willy. His favourite type of oats are "uncle tobys Oats". Porridge boy is a bit of a leggend in the rap communitiy and is concidered one of the founders he hopes to one day get more of a following on his own genere Enced .
Oi chav mate your heard porridge boys new bangers
Nahh lad is it good

Cheif she if mad dog heckers ay had to put some butter on my tittys when she was done
Far out chav is that from that new genere Enced} Yeah [fam have fun have some of me left over butter
Porridge Boy by 89065433325 June 2, 2019
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Porridge gobbler 

A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt!
You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler!
Porridge gobbler by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008

porridge head 

someone who is wack , slow or otherwise thick in the head
Joe: Did Shelby drop her phone in the toilet again last night?
Anna: Yeah she's such a porridge head!
porridge head by leelay September 4, 2010

Porridge Wogs 

A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.
' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'

Porridge Wog 

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.
There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
Porridge Wog by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011

porridge orridge 

This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge
I'm gunna eat more porridge orridge oh shit that just kept on falling out
porridge orridge by K30xty September 12, 2017

porridge fingers 

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection
I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers
porridge fingers by Dredheadally November 4, 2017