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Porkins

Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"
by Devin E October 23, 2008
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Porkie

A hardline Capitalist. Someone who defends capitalism to the hilt, even when it becomes authoritarian and immoral for them to do so. This word is not meant to say that capitalism is bad, but rather describe people who become borderline authoritarians when defending the system of Capitalism. The word does not specifically have any bite to it.

The derives from the words "Tankie" and "Porky"

Porky is a cartoon character from a 1920 Soviet agitprop poster. The character, both online and in real life, has been used to represent the bourgeois or ruling class, a literal capitalist pig.

A Tankie is an apologist for the violence and crimes against humanity perpetrated by twentieth-century Marxist-Leninist regimes, particularly the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin (1924 - 1953).
Person 1: Micheal thinks it's good that China is now privatizing air.

Person 2: Wow! Really?

Person 1: He also unironically thinks that people who don't like Capitalism should be thrown out helicopters.

Person 2: What a Porkie.
by Vector Smith August 6, 2018
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Pookiestick

Any penis-shaped object used by any given female to masturbate
"Hey man, what's on this back scratcher?"
"Don't touch that. It's my sister's pookiestick!"
by Wurdz May 28, 2015
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mr porkins

Someone that shows extreme love for cody hynes
Mr porkins wants coyd hynes to suck his cock
by Sir porkins! October 6, 2020
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Porkish Hen

So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen
by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006
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Pornkies

1. Pornkies are cookies that are so good that you can reach a certain type of orgasm while eating them. They are to be taking seriously or they can get you in embarrassing moments.

2. Pornkies is also a type of pastry that represents sexual objects or situations. These are cookies that you can fap to while eating them. They can be used for special occasions or just for a lonely night.
1. Dude, I just came while eating these cookies what's wrong with me?
It's alright, those are pornkies they are supposed to make you feel that way. That's how good they are.

2. I don't get it why your mom sends pornkies in your lunch, aren't those a little explicit? Though, they are quite deliciously sexy looking.
by beniben November 23, 2009
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Parkies

People who live in the Park Cities (Highland Park and University Park, Texas), which are known for being the most expensive places to live in Texas, are often called "parkies"
Are they from Plano?
No, they are just a bunch of Parkies.
by Langley Marie Harper May 14, 2018
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