Pornkies 

1. Pornkies are cookies that are so good that you can reach a certain type of orgasm while eating them. They are to be taking seriously or they can get you in embarrassing moments.

2. Pornkies is also a type of pastry that represents sexual objects or situations. These are cookies that you can fap to while eating them. They can be used for special occasions or just for a lonely night.

1. Dude, I just came while eating these cookies what's wrong with me?
It's alright, those are pornkies they are supposed to make you feel that way. That's how good they are.

2. I don't get it why your mom sends pornkies in your lunch, aren't those a little explicit? Though, they are quite deliciously sexy looking.

Pornkies by beniben November 23, 2009

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

telling porkies by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

Pork Pies (also porkies) by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

porniest 

One who is overly obsessed with porn, where the person loses all contact with anything other than a magazine, video, or internet involving porn. Someone who would rather watch porn than do anything else.

Keller is the porniest guy I know look at his dvd collection.

porniest by Trea G. December 29, 2007

Pornies 

A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".

Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.

Mods are asleep, post pornies!

OH MAN, TIME TO PISS OFF SOME BRONIES BY POSTING PORNIES!

Pornies by Zhs2 September 21, 2011

Pornies 

Two lovers watching porn and acting it out later.

My boyfriend and I love watching porn together. That night we became pornies.

Pornies by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014

Pornies 

1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.

2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.

I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.

Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.

Pornies by The Mighty Z-Rex April 27, 2005