1. Pornkies are cookies that are so good that you can reach a certain type of orgasm while eating them. They are to be taking seriously or they can get you in embarrassing moments.
2. Pornkies is also a type of pastry that represents sexual objects or situations. These are cookies that you can fap to while eating them. They can be used for special occasions or just for a lonely night.
2. Pornkies is also a type of pastry that represents sexual objects or situations. These are cookies that you can fap to while eating them. They can be used for special occasions or just for a lonely night.
1. Dude, I just came while eating these cookies what's wrong with me?
It's alright, those are pornkies they are supposed to make you feel that way. That's how good they are.
2. I don't get it why your mom sends pornkies in your lunch, aren't those a little explicit? Though, they are quite deliciously sexy looking.
It's alright, those are pornkies they are supposed to make you feel that way. That's how good they are.
2. I don't get it why your mom sends pornkies in your lunch, aren't those a little explicit? Though, they are quite deliciously sexy looking.
by beniben November 23, 2009
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Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
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by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
Get the Pork Pies (also porkies) mug.One who is overly obsessed with porn, where the person loses all contact with anything other than a magazine, video, or internet involving porn. Someone who would rather watch porn than do anything else.
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Get the porniest mug.A term used to describe pornography of the recently trending My Little Pony series. Amalgamation of "ponies" and "porn".
Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.
Usually a good way to piss off lesser or innocent bronies, while the truly dedicated My Little Pony fans will just fap to them.
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Get the Pornies mug.1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.
2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.
2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.
I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.
Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.
Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.
by The Mighty Z-Rex April 27, 2005
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