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Did you hear? Sam slipped in diarrhea doo doo , from falling off an 8 foot tree branch into the ditch below. Not only were his clothes dirty, he also got poopdick.
POOPDICK by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022
When you ash your cigarette, blunt, or joint and the cherry falls out.
Fuck, I just Poopdicked on the floor!”
PoopDick by Poopdicken Granny August 14, 2022
Someone That has a great deal of fuckery and shenanigans./ A meth pipe/ to have poop on your dick
Hey poopdick pass the poopdick and you have poopdick poopdick
Poopdick by Doody johnson November 28, 2024
An act of celebration towards an achievement, generally used in high stakes sporting events or matches. Most likely against a cheeky or insane shot.

Commonly used as a term of endearment or a compliment toward someone who is really cool/good at something.

To call out an ailment
"I feel bad for Jake Oettinger, he just got poopdicked all over"
"Damn, Micah Parsons got that poopdick and it STANK"
"Steven was walking like he had poopdick this morning"
Poopdick by ExscrementMember May 19, 2026

poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously
Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!
poopdick patty-whack by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

poopdick hardon 

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
poopdick hardon by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013