" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"
by trojun April 15, 2019
The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals
John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.
by filthy spitfire March 27, 2010
a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!
by dan and ben February 9, 2003
by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010
More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.
I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!
by Crampy September 30, 2006
a middle eastern or indian person.
my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.
who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?
that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!
who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?
that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!
by 1ftw October 2, 2010
Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.
by Jagoff August 3, 2007