poodle

A dergatory word for a guy who acts feminine but isn't gay.

Orgin:LA 90s

"man... what a poodle".

by LEC2 May 8, 2003

Poodling

The act of bleaching, then landscaping the pubic hair into a shape by shaving.

"Hey Charlie, will you shave and bleach my pubes into a white cloud?"
"Sure Crystal, I'm up for some poodling!"

by Dum April 25, 2006

poodle

putting shit under a car door handle

1. i'm gonna poodle that truck that always parks there.
2. let's get drunk and go poodling.
3. you hath poodled me for thy last time.

by WGTM September 5, 2012

poodled

1. When confused/muddled.
2. When violently confused/muddled.
3. When disturbed.

'This mathematical equation has me terribly poodled!'

by Kate Dyer October 21, 2008

poodle

"poodle" basically means "suck," but because my teacher says "suck" is a bad word (shoutout to Mr. Cross), he tells us to replace it with "poodle".

*this is not the same "poodle" as the dog breed

"My wifi poodles so I turned off my camera."

"This food poodles!"
"Ughhhh, today poodled" (hehe I just made up the word "poodled" too, so "poodled" is the past tense of poodle)

by watermelon.lover November 7, 2020

poodle

Shark bait.

Poodles are good for nothing but shark bait.

by AmyLeigh October 30, 2008

poodle

One who is a complete wuss; prissy.

a) He won't go into the moshpit because he's a poodle.
b) That poodle only shops at the most expensive stores.

by Thuggalette February 9, 2004