there are many different types of P.O.O
The Sticky Mess (diahrea)
you
fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_-
“God, there’s a sticky mess in there.”
Slim Jim
A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it!
“Dang did a slim tim.
Godzilla
A very big poo that is like a big sausage.
“Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla”
The Bullets
They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like
brown rocks
“Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.”
UselessIts just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so
long you got a stomach ache.
“Omg this is so
useless.”
Spicy Ass
A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your
crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩
“Omg my spicy ass.”
Perfect
This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once)
“MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙”
Uninvited guest
You
fart and your pants become
wet with poo.
“
lol! an uninvited guest”
WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK?
You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable.
“What the sh#tty fvck?”
Food
A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮.
“Food”
Red Cl0t
You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only)
“Ew a red cl0t”
Bloody Mess
Poo and blood comes.