playground poacher

Someone who is into underage persons

She went out with a younger individual therefore she is a playground poacher

by swag4tron November 9, 2014

Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

The Lincolnshire Poacher

A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.

Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.

by ChewieTheHusky June 4, 2022

Pussy Poacher

A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.

Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.

by Ascendingtemptest April 29, 2019

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 1, 2021

couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011

Porch poacher

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018