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Platypus

Another thing that people sexually identify as.
"No, i am not a lesbian, I sexually identify as a platypus. Thats why i date girls"
by PpoiyoPpoiyo December 1, 2017
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Platypus

To throw an Australian 20 Cent coin, which features a platypus on its tail side, at the windshield of a car in an act of road rage.
Gary: Did you see that cunt cut me off? I'm going to Platypus him!
*Gary produces 20c Coin and throws it at the offending vehicle's windshield*
Steve: RIVERSIDE, MUTHA FUCKA!
by Sidney Samson June 10, 2009
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Platypus

A Platypus is someone who stands with their feet apart, stretched legs and their head held high. They usually waddle along and huddle in groups of friends. Their favourite hobby is to bite people and often purr!

O and they love taking pictures and adding them to their album 'ma fone picz'..
They are usually the coolest chicks on the block.
An example of this would be scaz, saddle and ttayy!

These sexy women do roll the platypus wayy and i can tell you now they do it with pride.
by sorrywhat June 17, 2009
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perry the platypus

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”
by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020
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perry the platypus

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da
by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011
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Perry the platypus

Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay

hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say

grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!
1. HES PERRY PERRY THE PLATYPUS
2.I want some of perrys platypussy
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
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The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus

The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.
*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."

"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*
by IDon'tActuallyFlossGuys... October 22, 2013
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