Plappert

To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them to. They think they are talking dirty but really they're just talking a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them a good laugh.

'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with a permanent marker to make you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have before i wake up in my own piss.'

'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Yes.'
'Okay. I want you to make me purr with excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good rag on.'

'He's such a Plappert!'

by Ricky, Emily and Jamie. October 20, 2009

plappy

Adjective; having a gel or gelatinous texture or consistency. Similar to elderflower jelly or excess skin.

"That dessert was a little bit plappy".

by LemsipMax December 18, 2012

PLAPpy

relating to the Prison Legal Assistance Project (aka PLAP) at Harvard Law School, an unbelievably awesome organization dedicated to representing prison inmates in their disciplinary hearings and parole hearings.

Not to be confused with the other definitions of plappy.

Don't worry, be PLAPpy
Hey, are you going to PLAPpy hour tonight?

by plap-ster November 26, 2010

plapps

boobs, mammaries, breasts, titties

She bared her plapps and pubes

by Shaun February 11, 2004

Pappoose

When you are having anal sex and create a wide gaping hole that farts produce absolutely no sound.

Shortly after I anally penetrated jenny, her butthole let out a silent fart. She is literally a pappoose.

by Big Daddy Laser November 21, 2014

Pappocito

Masculine form of Mamacita used on men.

"Ooooh damn girl look at that hot tamale pappocito over there! He looks goooood!"

by scoopbadewoop June 30, 2018

plapp

A plasma application.

I finally deployed my plapp the other day! So much cheaper than deploying to mainnet.

by plapp November 4, 2018