Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
by Jsweezey2000 December 31, 2020
A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.
"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick
by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009
A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.
by Héctor Rodríguez VI March 05, 2017
when a girl is deepthroating and shakes her head rigoriously back and forth while at the base of the penis. Much like a pitbull tugging on a leg.
Your girl is such a slut that the only time she says no to me, is when she's giving me the angry pitbull.
by Jackie Tequila November 08, 2006
When fighting a larger foe you grow some balls and smash the fucker like the David"Pitbull" Escamilla Adams fight
by amazed fan April 22, 2010
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
When a man is doing a girl doggy style and when he is just about to bust a nut he pukes all over her back.
Last night I was doing Angie after bar time, when the beers caught up to me I ended up giving her a dirty pitbull. I think I can scratch her off the booty call list.
by motlator May 12, 2006