Pital

A word for all varieties of cursed food/drink

*Dead Dog Pizza
*Beesechurger
*Hamster Muffin
*Mushy Armadillo Cereal
*Dryer Lint Hot Pocket
*Mosquito Pancake

"I eat nails for breakfast, with no milk"
"That sounds like a Pital"

by ThePleadTribe October 23, 2020

whirling blade pitcher

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.

Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011

Pitch Perfect

A movie that is now almost equal to or greater than Mean Girls in how commonly females quote it.

"Lesbianest."

"I ate my twin in the womb."

"Aca-amazing!"

"I'm horizontal running."

"You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave."

"Hammer time!"

And the list endlessly goes on in Pitch Perfect.

by BL1002 January 17, 2013

fever pitch

the height of finality. comes to a boil, the end all

this Paris Hilton arrest has come to a fever pitch in the media.

by Curt Marano May 22, 2007

royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

pita storm

“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer

While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.

“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.

by b01d357 May 16, 2016

The Pitcher Plant

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.

“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”

by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020