the piper

A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.

(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.

by Montgomery & Piper August 26, 2007

Gas Pumper

Anal sex where the male spreads open his partner's buttocks and inserts his penis inside as deep as it can go. He then thrusts repetitively or "pumps" until ejaculation. Upon said ejaculation, the receiver will clench his or her butthole, preventing the semen from being released. The fun does not end there because round two must be initiated virtually, immediately afterwards. The process is repeated, although when the receiver's butthole is spread, it is the sole responsibility of the pumper to let as little semen escape as possible as he dives in for this round. The pumping begins again and if done correctly, the excess friction combined with the reservoir of semen accumulated from the first ejaculation will yield a small, yet apparent amount of gas that is leaked from the process. After ejaculation for the second time, the pumper will claim his reward as he kneels over to open his partner's butthole as well as his own mouth. He then begins to feast upon the semen saved up in his partner's butt. This hot and steamy surprise is just enough to satisfy the hard work and dedication put into this process.

After a few monotonous nights of anal sex, Ken and Bridget decided to mix up their sex lives by trying the Gas Pumper. Bridget was in awe knowing that Ken had enjoyed the semen she had harbored in her butt for him.

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by GimmieGas September 5, 2016

pimpress

A female individual who acts in much the same was a male pimp, taking advantage of their ho's and forcing them to do things, sexual or not, for them

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by Rohan Konimitsu February 4, 2003

Double pumper dump tank operation

When guys at a firehouse invite a girl over to tag team her in the back of a firetruck and proceeding to plant the seed in her. Giving her the name double pumper dump tank.

Chad and brad invited Jessica over to the firehouse one night but little did she know she was about to receive a hard lesson on double pumper dump tank operations

by SlimT69 December 8, 2019

Piper

She is the greatest girl ever. If you have a piper don’t let her go

Piper❤️

by 13_nwr_13 April 14, 2019

Piper

An unassuming girl who spends most of her time trying to make others happy. She sees the good in everyone and gives more of herself to others than could ever be asked. She is extremely low-maintenance. All she ever wants in return for her kindness is some company, which she often finds it hard to ask for. She usually prefers quieter, more intimate social settings and has a tendency toward self-harm. She doesn't know how strong or beautiful she is and if she lets you in completely, make sure to tell her every day how much you appreciate her. You will never regret it.

"That girl just forded a river to save an abandoned puppy and nurse it back to health. She's such a Piper."
"That Piper over there surprised her best friend with breakfast in bed this morning. What a sweetheart..."
"That Piper girl is a real catch. I wish she knew how perfect she was. Then maybe she wouldn't be so hard on herself."

by spokethetruth November 29, 2012

gangsta pampers

A fashion fad commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gangstabusta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as shitpants.

"Nigga your gangsta pampers are tight!"

by miracle_max December 28, 2007