picklehater33

literally the coolest person alive

picklehater33 IS the coolest person alive

by MilfMilker69 June 20, 2021

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 29, 2007

pickled placenta

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.

"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"

by simo_4 January 13, 2008

Pickled Penis

instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.

Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!

by Imran Bob Carr November 16, 2005

pickled punks

Carny term for preserved fetuses displayed in glass jars. Used to be popular attractions at freak shows.

Hey Joe...get a load of those pickled punks in the freak tent.

by shakalakadingdong October 29, 2007

Picklesweat

The result of eating too much fast food, burgers in particular, causing the sweat glands to sweat 'pickle' sweat. Picklesweat is commonly found on windscreens in vehicles with fast food junky owners. It can be recognised as a greasy film coating the inside of the window.

Craigo: "the phat chick that sold me this car ate bulk fast food yo. She musta breathed grease all over this windscreen cause I cant shite out of it!"

T-Dog: "bro thats some serious picklesweat"

by HighLevelDisinfectant December 8, 2010

picklebot

A picklebot is when a person has made a mess of their knickers. Picklebots often create wet patches and marks that are unpleasant for others who, for example may want the use of a chair after a picklebot. The 'pickle' or wet patch is often created from a person's wet pants, through sweat, urine or simply getting out of a pool and sitting on a nice, often fabricated chair. Picklebots pay no regard to the next user of the chair.

Oh my God, look at that wet patch on my silk covered Chaise Long! Where's the disgraceful picklebot who did this!?

by Iamrock August 16, 2017