Pringled

When someone has accidentally or purposely tried to penetrate your butt with a Pringles container or another initially innocent object, causing an awkward situation for all parties involved (although the Pringles liked it). Similarly there is "Pringle" (verb) - the act of Pringling someone.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lanny got Pringled by Lily in the supermarket.
Person 2: Yeah, I asked her to locate on the doll where the Pringles touched her.
Person 1: Lily claims it was an accident and she wasn't looking where she was going.
Person 2: Pfft, lies! She loves Pringling people. She threatened to Pringle me with her ruler the other day.

by Lily-R August 30, 2014

pringle booty

Place a standard amount of Pringles in between the booty cheecks and eat the stack out

Gave her some of that good Pringle booty

by Daisyrapper October 27, 2015

Phinlee

Someone that is EXTREMELY HOT, in every way possible, but then also is so kind she makes you want to die. If you know a Phinlee, don’t let her get away!

Omg you know Phinlee? I’m thinking of asking her to the dance!

by IthunkyouknowwhoIam October 17, 2019

Pringles

official sponsor of the American Revolution, Lewis and Clark's exploration of the West, the Napoleonic regime and General Patton's asskickery

American Merchants: "England has prohibited ships from bringing tea into the colonies that is not from the East India Tea Company.
Continenal Congress: "Oh, that's a shame."
American Merchants: "There were also Pringles in that cargo."
Continental Congress: "WAR!"

by John Hancock, Space Pirate June 5, 2011

Pringle Stack

Anal sex orgy in which men are stacked on top of each other, resembling Pringle potato chips in a can. Each person is penetrating the person below them while getting pounded from behind at the same time. Depending on how high or low you are in the group of bodies, there is a difference in the amount of force per thrust. The bottom person rarely survives with their asshole intact.

Bruno had a party at his apartment and decided to be the bottom bum in a giant pringle stack.

by Tutty Putty December 7, 2009

pringles burn

when you eat Pringles and the Pringles hits the edge of your mouth and it makes it burn

I ate so many Pringles I got a Pringles burn on my mouth.

by saraliana June 9, 2014

Pringles Theory

Named after the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you can't stop," this theory says that the longer someone waits to lose their virginity, the more they actively seek sexual activity once they do lose their virginity. The term "Pringles Theory" was first used by Michael LaFerney in a paper to describe this phenomenon commonly occuring in undergraduate students.

She didn't first have sex until she was twenty-five, but because of the Pringles Theory, once she lost her virginity she started sleeping around like crazy.

by MikeHawire April 15, 2005