sigma phi epsilon

a fraternity founded on the principal of having gelled hair two earring and teh same hollister/ambercrombie and fitch shirt
commonly refered to as sigma phi everyone

"wow, the sig ep's take anyone"

by bubba ray May 10, 2005

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Largest national fraternity. Based upon the three values: Using steroids, working out, and being douchebags. They are also commonly known as Sigma Phi Everyone because all you need to do to wear letters is to pay for them. They do not have a pledge program, they have you write a check, and you are in.

Man, that douchebag is roid raging out.

Yeah, he's in Sigma Phi Epsilong.

by NIU student April 27, 2007

Sigma Phi Epsilon

The biggest douche frat on any campus. They are known as a ruffie distribution center. Girls hate their parties because they are in constant fear of being raped. They are good at two things, letting everyone who has a pulse join and being douches.

Guy A: Sigma Phi Epsilon put a bid on me!
Greek A: Oh how many people in your pledge class?
Guy A: 45
Greek A: Oh, good luck with Sigma Phi Everyone.

by HereGreekyGreek October 14, 2010

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Largest douchebags ever. They think that they're all hot shit but they ain't. In fact, they don't do shit, except each each other's own shit. Quality frat boy bonding right there. I haven't met a single Sig Ep guy yet who possesses the high standards of decency and mannerisms that they hold themselves to. Realistically, if you're rich parents can write off a check, you're in.

Girl 1: Ugh! He was such a douchebag!

Girl 2: Wait, you mean a Sigma Phi Epsilon?

Girl 1: Yeah, that's what I meant! I just cannot even bear to say their name aloud.

by nofratshere April 3, 2011

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

Sigma Phi Nothing

A term which, when spoken, imitates the phrase "signify nothing" and is used to sarcastically relate to a sorority or fraternity house.

"It looks like Sigma Phi Nothing is chalking the sidewalks again. What a bunch of loons."

by E. R. S. December 19, 2005

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Sigma Phi Epsilon also commonly refered to as "Sig Ep" is a fraternity founded in 1901 whose mission statement is "building brotherly love". While this *might* have been true at some point, the men of Sig Ep are recognized as jackasses nation wide whose members brag about having 3.0 GPA's while primarily being made up of marketing and communication majors. Their primary target for pledges are tinder menaces, racists, men who don't understand the concept of reciprication or those with 3.4 inches marked on their rulers

If a Sig Ep ever claims their fraternity isn't racist just remind them of the 2014 UoMiss incident or google Texas Tech Sigma Phi Epsilon 2025 expulsion

by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023