pentester

A penetration tester, or "pentester", is a security specialist tasked with penetrating an organisation's most attractive assets and confidentially revealing all to management. They carry a bag of exciting devices, and tend to enjoy testing the human element of security the most.

Despite the inexplicable innuendo of his industry accepted job title, Bobby the pentester spends his days being tested by uncooperative staff, poor procedures, and red tape. Nobody likes the bearer of bad news.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Dillon Pettus

Another definition for the term " Double Penetration. "

I Dillon Pettus'd your mom with a Q Cumber and the end of a sledgehammer.

by Elvis oooooooooooooooooooo January 23, 2009

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

pette

The hardest, baddest motherfucker on the streets. Definitely has a 12 foot cock.

Dam pette is a pussy slayer

by Odin pette August 22, 2017

the petes

disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.

i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!

by bobtheta May 2, 2008

bo pettus

Hot sexy beast who gets all the chicks

Look at that bo pettus

by Hdbhs June 25, 2015