penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penised

1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly

1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.

by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010

penisitis

a person bound by their genitals

by the hore October 24, 2003

Penises

To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.

Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.

by TSpank July 3, 2003

Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.

Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!

by Eham July 10, 2005

penisitis

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008

Penised

v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".

Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.

"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."

by Cuile June 23, 2008