Penis

Noodle doodle

I have a penis, bitch.

by 123cockadoodle.dundee321 June 7, 2018

Penis

The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina

Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis

by Giggity giggity it's quagmire March 30, 2021

Penis

The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.

(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.

by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015

Penis

The wiggly part of your mfkn groin

My penis is mfkn itchy bois

by Drewdown13 November 19, 2020

a penis

a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.

take a penis and watch it grow!

by loltech1337 December 18, 2018

Penis

A meat bar that you can wrap up in ribbons and slip in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.

I took my meat bar (penis) out in the park. Now I'm writing this definition and example from prison.

by Bossa Nova January 24, 2015

Penis

A very valuable tool.

- Hold on, what did the writer mean while describing Penis?

- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.

by unmol December 9, 2022