by Giggity giggity it's quagmire March 30, 2021
(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.
by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015
by Drewdown13 November 19, 2020
by loltech1337 December 18, 2018
A meat bar that you can wrap up in ribbons and slip in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.
I took my meat bar (penis) out in the park. Now I'm writing this definition and example from prison.
by Bossa Nova January 24, 2015
- Hold on, what did the writer mean while describing Penis?
- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.
- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.
by unmol December 09, 2022