penelope cruz

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

penelope taint

a really annoying person fron the amanda show who says please after everything she says

"Oh my gosh please where did you find that please?!?"

by arat January 2, 2005

Penelope

A cute ass girl

Damn did you see Penelope she’s so bad

by Hottest ninja October 31, 2019

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Penelope

A cute wierd girl with a fucked up sense of humor but will stay loyal

Damn Penelope is a keeper!

by Gl600754 April 15, 2020

Penelope

Is pretty but more on the outside. Complains about people craving attention but secretly does it too. Talks trash a lot. Can be kind but sometimes doesn't know if she is doing it right. Has good intentions in the end.

Wow, once you get to know her she's kind of a Penelope. Good thing I didn't tell her too much about me.

by Iknowyourpersonality December 10, 2016

penelope rose

Beautiful girl, very graceful

"She moved like a Penelope Rose"

by DarlingDraco June 16, 2017