When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt
by captainhook105 November 18, 2017
Joe: "do you love me?"
Jill: "of course i do"
Joe: "that makes me feel great!"
Jill: "LOL, just kidding"
Joe: "damn! Van Pelted again!"
Jill: "of course i do"
Joe: "that makes me feel great!"
Jill: "LOL, just kidding"
Joe: "damn! Van Pelted again!"
by dirk whitesocks March 16, 2009
A slang term referring to hair upon the genitals.
An item in the old-school MMO "Ultima Online", used by the "imbuing" skill to make weapons and armor.
An item in the old-school MMO "Ultima Online", used by the "imbuing" skill to make weapons and armor.
by HealieTheLlama September 3, 2011
bacially snaring pelt can be as easy as a vacation down the shore with the boys...looking for some shore whores and fucking them silly
mom: hey son what you do all weekend?
Me: well mom i was snaring pelt like it was going out of style and i managed to not even get any VD's
Me: well mom i was snaring pelt like it was going out of style and i managed to not even get any VD's
by Jonny Mik May 28, 2008
A Van Pelt,F is a 5 year low pay scale know it all,when it comes down to Van pelt,F the nessessary of running his mouth with no action or no knowledge of what he is talking about is expected from such a person. i mean in some cases one might think the baby was theres when one had no baby to begin with,a fool a burburing idiot one might add.Van Pelts tend to cross with other Van Pelts becuase of the nature of them not beeing able to find another human beeing capable of putting up with their stories that never existed, or how many times they been cheated on or even their sexual behavior or lack of.you might find a Van Pelt in the Great North West or in the Hawaiian paradise
by theman169 April 4, 2010
by Ben Crockett September 6, 2007