patio to the moon 

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"

Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3

patio to the moon by Saccino January 13, 2024

Patio Pounder 

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

Patio Pounder by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

Patio Simian by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025

daddy o of the patio 

One who impresses others with their extensive knowledge of all things patio, including grilling, cocktail-mixing and plain 'ol chilling out.

Vince is the self proclaimed daddy o of the patio, he has a neon light to prove it.

daddy o of the patio by palmero October 2, 2006

fart patio 

A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.

"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)

fart patio by al-in-chgo July 15, 2015

Aaron’s Patio 

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

Aaron’s Patio by Meniscus January 2, 2022

gypsy's patio 

the house of a person who does witchcraft

Dude: How was your date last nite

Other Dude: Yo son that shit was scary there was mad candles and shrunken heads and shit I swear the bitch had a gypsy's patio

gypsy's patio by Deeze Muthafucking Nuts August 24, 2007