people who claim to not get the covid-19 vaccine because it has only been approved for emergency use
mansa: omg I wonder what the patio anti-vaxxers are gonna do now that the pfizer vaccine was granted full approval.
john: idk man…
john: idk man…
by thatgirl54 August 23, 2021
Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
by Cumdropper December 03, 2015
Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.
by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023
The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.
by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010
You need to Boss patio that bitch!
by Discopants July 14, 2022
by patio_shoes December 07, 2015