Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013

patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

Parcheesi Team

When there are two lanes on a highway and there are two cars next to each other going exactly the same speed, and you cant pass them, just like in the game parcheesi.

first dude: "SHIT!"

second dude: "What?!?"

first dude: "Theres a fuckin PARCHEESI TEAM in front of us."

second dude: "FUUUCKK! we'll never get to the party in time for the __________ (fill in the best thing partys have :)"

by ~{enter pseudonym here}~ December 3, 2010

paychee debuff

Paychee debuff is when a person or psyche throws an overwatch game, doesn't offer healing and becomes a DPS Moira.

"BRO OUR MOIRA ISN'T HEALING THIS IS SUCH A PAYCHEE DEBUFF"

by psycheeeey November 6, 2022