Pastry plan

A life plan that is unsure/flakey

Are we really going to do this or is it just a pastry plan?

by Pipibug99 September 19, 2018

Puff Pastry

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009

pastry puffer

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.

Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!

by LittleMissGuro March 4, 2017

Pastry Chef

A term to describe an upscale baker that specializes in making fancy pastries, pies, cakes, and the like, but knows very little, if anything, about preparing breads or other yeast products

Pastry Chef

by waspcoloredstain July 21, 2013

Tuna Pastry

when a female has white flaky crust on her fancy piece.

I was getting ready to get it on with this chic and then she pulled off her pants..... i stopped cuz she had a tuna pastry going on down below.

by Fixit June 29, 2006

Prison Pastry

Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".

Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry

Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!

by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014