Ballin-Parlay

To go hard. see Boss Hogg.

(President of the company) We just set a new sales record for the month.
(Vice President) Ballin-Parlay!

by ballin parlay January 13, 2009

Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 25, 2019

polyamory parlay at kmhs

eggplant (m16) and dragonfruit (f16) beef that the best ever (me) got in the middle of

first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs

by meowowowowowowow69 April 17, 2024

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Poopie Paralyzer

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011