Perched

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

by Perched April 1, 2017

pirched

The act of hanging out somewhere and not moving

We were pirched up at bens house

by Charleswanson February 24, 2015

Porchedick

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior

That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick

by Matt silver April 2, 2015

parced

(adverb) Personally Attacked by Relatable Content
1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.

I got totally PARCed by that Onion article about "shit white people do".

by parhellion June 4, 2019

positively partched

when you are way past thirsty and you need some ass

She is so thirsty .... In that case I am positively partched!

aka I am P.P.

by thirstyone May 23, 2018

patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014

Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022