World Parasite

Synonymous with "jew".

"I'm starting to get pretty fed up with the condoning en masse of cancerous behaviour inherent to the world parasite cult ever since the Germans' tragic loss of World War Part II."

by KiggerNike February 22, 2022

parastesh

parastesh is the girl that turns heads in the hallways as she walks past but doesnt realize it. shes beautiful in way that no one else is. she has dark brown hair and brown eyes that have the colour of chocolate in them. her skin is olive and soft and she has light brown freckles all over.
she is the smart girl that you know but also the most daring and bold. she is confident but also shy at times.
she will do anything to make her friends happy and she is very forgiving.
(based of my best friend Parastesh)

Parastesh finished the question perfectly and got them all right. she smiled radiantly. (:

by ouwabscsavyiefq;o March 28, 2021

parasitelepath

A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.

I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

by Trinity River July 24, 2014

forum parasite

Uninvited residents of a forum who feed off shit

5,000+ posts from that forum parasite and all just BS

by BrettonWoods May 8, 2016

Mutual Parasites

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

Hollywood Parasite

D-Celebrity, who failed at being a part of the Royal family, enjoys grifting off of vulnerable people but offer nothing back to society. Anything they touch, turns to shit.

Meghan Markle is a Hollywood Parasite.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie September 15, 2023