Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).
The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.
My advice, just go home.
The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.
My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight
ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?
aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up
ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?
aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?
aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up
ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?
aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
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1) Start by showering. This is to warm each other up and you must kiss and rub each other. Make sure to get hard and wet.
2) Once out of the shower, perform oral on your partner MAKING SURE you tease a lot. After each is satisfied, try out a 69 until you're ready to fuck her tits.
3) If you don't have any lube, suck on her tits for a while to get them wet and make sure your cock is still wet from the blowjob. Fuck her tits but make sure you don't cum yet!
4) Lay back on the bed and let her get on top of you. Let her ride your cock.
5) After she's tired, get her to lay back and fuck her missionary style, kissing each other.
6) If you can still fuck without cumming (you may have to slow down), fuck her really fast doggy style until youre close to finishing
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1) Start by showering. This is to warm each other up and you must kiss and rub each other. Make sure to get hard and wet.
2) Once out of the shower, perform oral on your partner MAKING SURE you tease a lot. After each is satisfied, try out a 69 until you're ready to fuck her tits.
3) If you don't have any lube, suck on her tits for a while to get them wet and make sure your cock is still wet from the blowjob. Fuck her tits but make sure you don't cum yet!
4) Lay back on the bed and let her get on top of you. Let her ride your cock.
5) After she's tired, get her to lay back and fuck her missionary style, kissing each other.
6) If you can still fuck without cumming (you may have to slow down), fuck her really fast doggy style until youre close to finishing
7) Get her back on top and ride until you cum. Cum inside her and get her to continue riding your cock and cum to make a nice frothy milkshake. If she's really dirty get her to drink it.
b1: b2, i'm really horny tonight, ive masturbated 3 times in the past 3 hours and I think I can last an entire plan 69
b2: okay b1. Let's go to the shower and do plan 69.
b2: okay b1. Let's go to the shower and do plan 69.
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