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Osama Bin Laden 

The act of jizzing on ones face and shaving your pubes (specifically ass hair) and applying it around the face and down the chest to resemble Osama's beard. (Think Abe Lincoln but more hair) In China it is referred to as Osama Bin Raden.
After my girlfriend cheated on me I decided to give her an Osama Bin Laden. And then I told her she looked better with a beard.
Osama Bin Laden by Red light demon October 17, 2009

Osama Bin Laden 

A fuckin asshole, good for nothing, poor excuse for a living being, who looks like a fuckin goat and fucks little kids; George W. Bush caught him masturbating in a cave last night.

goat
George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!
Osama Bin Laden by Ihategoats June 11, 2006

Osama Bin Laden 

The World Hide-and-Seek Champion, given the title after eluding the U.S. Armed Forces for 9 years and 5 months, but ultimately received a bullet in the face by a U.S. Navy Seal on May 1, 2011.
If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...
Osama Bin Laden by ColdCaliber June 12, 2011

Osama Bin Laden 

The leader of al-Qaeda who wants to destroy America. Behind the U.S.S. Cole and 9/11 attacks on Americans, just to name a few. Liberal morons like to think he's connected to the Bush family, when the reality is that Osama bin Laden is one of over 50 children and was disowned by his family and exiled from Saudi Arabia and there's no real connection between him and Bush at all. Try getting your facts from someone other than Michael Moore.
Liberals actually think Bush is more evil than Osama bin Laden. What they don't seem to realize is that if bin Laden could, he'd have them all lined up against a wall and shot.
Osama Bin Laden by America > You October 11, 2006

Osama Bin Laden 

Was good during the Soviet-Afghan War. Kinda turned into shit when forming Al-Qaeda, Hid for nearly 20 years, cucked the United States and responded to the Zionist backed government with 9/11
Zionist American: "Al Baghdadi and Israel are my heroes I want them to fuck me"

Intellectuals: *Fucking starts another 9/11 for Osama Bin Laden*
Osama Bin Laden by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019

osama bin laden 

The Bastard who finally lost the game of hide and seek...suck it 5-1-11
-Hey Osama Bin Laden died today
-Fuck ya
-Ya, Merica