"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"
"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013
Get the Winter Olympics mug.The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.
Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.
Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.
IM: Yhatcha Doin
RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics
IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?
RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>
RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics
IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?
RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>
by Streigh June 24, 2009
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Comparing your struggles to others who are complaining about their own issues. Popularly used to undermine the importance of someone’s struggle, or to make something miserable look like it is over exaggerated or weak for complaining.
"everyone wants to compete in the misery olympics"
If someone says, "This heat is killing me!" and someone responds, "This is nothing compared to my hometown.", then the second person is now competing in the misery olympics.
If someone says, "This heat is killing me!" and someone responds, "This is nothing compared to my hometown.", then the second person is now competing in the misery olympics.
by socialjake June 28, 2021
Get the Misery Olympics mug.A large event usually in a open area, were influencers try to out do each other by wearing over the top outfits that do not remotely go with the theme of the occasion.
Why is she wearing a wedding dress to a baseball game?
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics
by nst_nicole December 23, 2021
Get the influencer olympics mug.When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.
Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!
by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010
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Get the Attention Span Olympics mug.When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
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