Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.

Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019

oneeyedyogurtspitter

Just another term used to describe the male reproductive organ and it's actions.

By milking the one eyed yogurt spitter,the "milker" might receive a sticky suprise.

by ProZack November 9, 2003

Oneway

Reckless, ruthless, fearless kids on bikes

That oneway gang sure is fearless; oneway Kenny if a faggot.

by Bl.alex May 18, 2018

oneper

An obese person whose body fat exceeds the usual capacity of a seat on public transport: ONE butt cheek PER seat.

Hey, Annie! Check out that ONEPER who just sat down over there! They should definitely pay for two tickets.

by summerbree May 4, 2022

onewayjay

a male that goes only to other men

Frank: i like girls, im not onewayjay

by Blindsideeee July 14, 2022

resolve oneself

To be past the anger, frustration, and emotional exhaustion of someone you care about that continually puts you in a negative state or feels entitled to your property. At this stage you no longer put up with it and have come to terms with the circumstances.

My sister only calls me when she needs something and her life choices are my fault according to her. I cannot continue to support her or deal with her drama. I have resolved myself resolve oneself.

by Taylor Rogue April 21, 2019

Onepercenter

The 1% who are the richest Americans and who buy our congressmen and run our government.

I do believe that during most of America's history, most of our presidents have been "selected" by the "OnePerCenters", however, the 99PerCenters still believed it was our choice. Now, we know otherwise.

by Chimp999 April 24, 2011