im sorry i don't know how to tell you this but you have a small one....
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
by KevinYarris January 13, 2008
Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
by Johnny S, February 6, 2008
a joke where "if it has a hole, stick your dick in it" is typically the first thing they say.
actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
by Apersonwholikesstupidjokes March 29, 2017
by MoneyLady July 20, 2015
Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation
Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says
"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says
"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"
by KroneTittle August 20, 2014
Bill: I was at the gym pumping some iron, and this noob came over, and I could bench-press about 50kg more that him. What a loser, I am the man.
Richard: Tuck your dick Bill. you twat.
Richard: Tuck your dick Bill. you twat.
by RichardTucker June 16, 2014