suburban tractor

when a suburban housewife hires a southern male prostitute to come pleasure her in her minivan.

"I rode the suburban tractor so hard last night"

by soccermom;) April 27, 2014

Big Tractor

A large and or angry woman of any age. Generally 18 to 60

"Far out Shes a big Tractor."

by Theresnonamesunused July 15, 2018

Dalkeith Tractor

An expensive Four Wheel Drive that is too expenisive to go off road. But makes a good status symbol when droping the kids off at school.

Look at her, dropping kids off in the Dalkeith Tractor

by Dave C April 17, 2005

Tractor day

Tractor day is an annual event where you bring your tractor to school on May 9th.

This holiday was started by The YouTuber whistlindiesal.

Dude may 9th is coming up, I sure can’t wait for tractor day

by Eboi9262 May 23, 2022

Tractor Bait

When a farmgirl (redneck) wants to sell something for there father they hook up with another man and persuade the man to buy it from him and then leave him

Ron: I got tractor baited again
Bill: Same with me man
Tommy: Damn that makes 3 of us

by Iliketrainskid72 June 17, 2018

Rusty Tractor

The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.

My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!

by Madmonk210 November 30, 2017

tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.

Hey, look at that tractor bastard.

by carl sancto June 17, 2004