The opposite of a troll...instead of posting mindless things goblins over use logic and reason in their posts
Troll #1-This is now a pony thread
Troll #2-posts Spirit
Goblin #25-Spirit is not actually a pony refers to a horse that is small or under a certian age...it also refers to a league of baseball and in Full Metal Panic is the catch phrase of the Pedopony

Troll#3-Posts hentai version of Rainbow Dash
by Agreatninjatroll June 11, 2011
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A man who acts sneaky and plays tricks on his own family.

Tendencies include:

-Mumbling to self
-Chuckling to self.
-Stashing chocolate, crisps and electric toothbrush heads in own secret locked cupboard.
-Excessive use of possessive nouns eg. where are "MY" nail clippers, Who's taken "MY" wratchet, Who's seen "MY" Hoover?
-Usually a Bike/Golf/Stamp/LARPING/WOW/Vegetable Raising Fanatic.
-Reads Old Bike Mart

Physical Traits-

-Spikey or hook like nose.
-Cheeky grin
-Whispy hair.


Also can be called Goblinos. Mexican.

Dude, my dad just stayed up all night watching Chop Shop and ate all my easter egg. He's a frigging goblin.

"Gobbbbllliiinnnnooooooosssss"
by huffikhkhhbjbkhh December 26, 2008
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a goblin is a person usually a G whos strapped to take out the GOON thats tryin to murk you.
nigga my goblin just murked ur goon!
by ghostface420 July 26, 2008
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A joint laced with DMT. Infamous because of the harsh texture of the smoke, and the difficulty in smoking it.
"I smoked some DMT in a Goblin one time, I didn't even trip because I couldn't even get enough of the smoke."
by flypastmortals October 19, 2011
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A goblin is a class above goon, and below gargoyle. The ranks are Goon==>Goblin==>Gargoyle. Everything about a goblin is better than a goon. Goblins don't take shit from goons, but may from gargoyle's. A goblin is good.
Chris: Santa Cruz has hella goon pearl!
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
OR
Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.

Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
by ayegee February 12, 2010
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A drug fiend. Someone who abuses or steals drugs
Harry has gone from just experimenting with pot to being a total goblin about the whole thing, man.
by The Krunk Wizard Giz August 10, 2006
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